All right, I'm sure it's no surprise that, being vampires, we sleep during the day. The sun doesn't burn us, but we're nocturnal. That part's not a myth. Just like humans who stay up all night, if we have to stay up all day, we get cranky. When we get cranky, we want to kill things. Or at least I do.
Sometimes we need humans to do things for us. Humans, generally, live in the day. So if we need something done by a human, say, we need our windshield repaired by the SafeLite Glass people, or whatever the hell their names are, we need to stay up during the day.
I drew the short straw, so now I'm waiting while everyone else sleeps. Why the hell they give you a "time window" is beyond me. Does it look like it's between eight in the morning and noon? I should be sound asleep right now. Instead I'm watching a crappy movie from fifteen years ago because there's not a goddamn thing on television, imagining how I'm going to rip the guy limb from limb when he gets here.
After he replaces the windshield.
So I don't have to go through this again.
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